Crummack has the seven dwarfs on his CV

When it comes to the clinch, it doesn’t matter about the colour of the sheets, it’s who’s in between them that counts.

So the fact that the new head of retail at architect and design consultancy Shh, Steve Crummack, has also worked for other amusingly named groups such as Bobblehat and Tirolipop is of no consequence. Except that it is funny.

So please excuse us for having a chuckle over what must be one the most postmodern CVs of all time.

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