Scribes like us don’t profess to know how to draw. So we don’t look kindly on design students trying to give us language lessons.
Central St Martins’ Alistair and Cath e-mailed to say they were off to Milan to create exhibitions for Illy and Diesel.
All well and good. But spare us the imitation It-al-iano accent in your prose style please – ‘de this and de that’.
And as for the syntax – ‘their reunion of probability over a coffee cup has lead the Graphical students of Design who are had the possibility to create ‘. Mamma mia, life’s too short.
The ‘when in Rome’ of preparing a press release is simple and requires little translation: write in bloody English is all we ask.