Hot off the press

In true ‘Have I Got News For You’ style, this week we are mostly reading EPS News – the paper of record for all your expanded polystyrene issues. Top of the pile in the current edition is a call to ‘recycle your used fish boxes’. Fish and ice previously contaminated EPS packaging, so the story goes, making it impossible to recycle. But now all that’s changed. No doubt this is hold-the-front-page stuff if you’re in the trade. But EPS News makes us wanna smoke haddock.