Waterfall a mere trickle in his disappointing dress

What’s wrong with Simon Waterfall’s wardrobe? The Christmas party season is upon us and our heavenly king of clothes appears be reining in his sartorial excesses.

What no gold lamé Santa suit with frankincense and myrrh detailing? We are sorely disappointed, Si.

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