Drunken exhibitionism at paper exhibition

‘As smooth as your partner’s left buttock when first ventured’ – the poetic and tender simile used by GF Smith’s John Haslam to describe the paper company’s latest product.

The paper was launched at London’s Serpentine Gallery last Tuesday, among the displays of its latest exhibition, The Greenhouse Effect. All went swimmingly until an unnamed guest, after taking full advantage of the refreshments on offer, had a run-in with the fountain display and reportedly caused some serious damage.

His evening, clearly, didn’t go as smoothly as the paper.

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