Wart a pain in the arse

Robert Harding Picture Library gets some odd requests from those seeking to illustrate unusual brochures or articles.

Few are more surprising than the one posed by the recent caller who asked simply: ‘Have you got genital warts?’

The telephonist apparently kept her cool, replying:’No, but we’ve got anal.’ We can confirm the accuracy of this report, but will spare you the photographic evidence.