Press release creates a new definition of Pzizz

Pzizz electronic headset (DW 6 September) is designed to ‘relax and re-energise’ people by playing spoken word and music tapes – a bit like a Walkman, really.

Well, Pzizz clearly thought the concept was too abstract for journalists and sent a ‘jargon guide’. These include ‘brain – the organ that controls our actions’ and ‘relaxation – become less tense’.

We’re glad Pzizz clarified those esoteric words for us. Now try these: ‘stating’, ‘bleeding’ and ‘obvious’.