Bobby Ewing gets shot… of anonymity

Who needs a Tate Modern party to rub shoulders with London’s chosen cultural elite, now that normal punters can mingle with the stars, too?

The Bankside gallery looks set to play host to a stream of international celebrities; such as the star of Dallas, The Man from Atlantis and South Park Patrick Duffy (aka Bobby Ewing).

Spotted only last week during his time off from the London stage production of ‘Art’, Duffy had evidently chosen a black and white pineapple print shirt to allow maximum integration with the camera-wielding masses.

Betrayed only by the occasional flash of Dallas teeth, Patrick’s character research finally led him to the Tate shop, which he was spotted leaving with a T-shirt shaped bag – probably his next disguise.