Getting drunk and acting hip

You’re getting pleasantly drunk. You look around the crowded bar, smugly at peace. After all, your legs are twined around those of a supermodel.

Enfield furniture designers and makers have made this possible with their Poseur Pedestal. Managing director Martin Morris anticipates accusations of sexism.

“We’re working on a male version too, he’ll be wearing jeans and cowboy boots,” he says.

The fibreglass stool is targeted at catering and leisure environments and costs 470, subject to quantity and trade discounts.

“The legs are moulded on real legs, the bottom half of some top model,” adds Morris.