Bolton group deserves Clock on chin for dodgy CD

Bolton-based design group Clock Creative Communications has outdone itself in getting into the festive spirit.

Its Christmas CD, Clockstars The Rivals, has been sent out to its many clients, featuring such resonant lyrics as ‘Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way; Oh what fun it is to be designing every day.’

And if you think that sounds bad, you should hear the singing. Ironic it may be (and the emphasis is on ‘may’), but stick to the day job, guys.