Arnie kitted out for fatherhood

Where can a pregnant man go shopping? Evans Outsizes wasn’t outsize enough for broody Arnold Schwarzenegger, who found himself short of paternity gear in his new film Junior.

He turned to Rochester Big & Tall, the Knightsbridge store with facia and interiors by Silver Design & Construct. In the picture, he proudly parts the purchased outfit to show Danny DeVito what’s what.

“Big in this context is a polite word for fat,” admits a Silver spokesman. The consultancy recently held its second anniversary party at the shop.

Unfortunately, Arnie couldn’t make it (probably practising natural birth techniques). Compensation was offered in the form of free tickets to see the epidural-like Junior – critics might say that’s the only way to see it.