Race makes Higgins confused over sexuality

What with schooling Eliza Doolittle and all, you’d expect Professor Higgins to be up on social etiquette.

Only this one is Land Design’s very own Peter, not Rex Harrison’s Henry.

‘Sorry for the delay,’ the London Institute-honoured creative director replies to one of our editor’s billets doux.

‘I’ve been in the Isle of Man at the TT races, where men are men and professors are poofters.’