Two wheels good, four wheels better

Simon Waterfall of Deepend Design is still mourning the loss of his beloved Ducati, which suffered an unplanned interface session with a Mercedes (DW 22 May). ‘It’s a pretzel, it’s no longer a bike,’ he sniffs.

But his two-wheeled lifestyle is now suffering another threat. ‘Even my Vespa is broken. It’s in bits in front of me,’ he confesses. His colleagues are apparently planning a collection to buy Waterfall a nice safe and reliable Volvo estate.