Solution to craving that literally drives you up the wall

You know how it goes. It’s late at night, you’ve got a nice, fat bag of weed sitting on the table, a re-run of some meaningless Premiership football game is being played on Sky Sports 56 and you’ve run out of Rizla papers.

What do you do? Turn the telly off and go to bed, roasting for a spliff? Clearly out of the question. But, hold on, what’s this? The Hemp Paper Company has come up with the perfect solution with the launch of a range of hemp textured wallpapers and tiles.

Now when you’ve run out of skins just drag yourself away from the couch, fetch your sharpest instrument (probably not the missus) and start peeling away.

Stoned again.