Rent-a-fan is coming soon to a park near you

It won’t be long before London designers take to the parks for ‘friendly’ games of football. For those teams lacking a resident David Beckham, Fans Without a Club may be able to help. These bereft German fans of bankrupt fourth division side SC Goettingen 05 are lending their services to any clubs that want them. All for the price of a bratwürste and Warsteiner.