A fixed grin is no laughing matter

Gotcha Cotcher!

Chris Cotcher is about to join London consultancy Haines McGregor (DW 18 October). We requested his photo, which was kindly supplied by his new colleague Caroline Chatwell.

From looking at his mug, we suspect Cotcher may have visited his local booth, while simultaneously having an off-day. And Chatwell has accidently enclosed a note obviously meant for her eyes only.

Chris describes his portraits as “a rogue’s gallery”. He adds: “I hesitate to say choose the best, Caroline… how about, choose the least bad!” This was not possible, so we chose them all.

Chris, we’re sure you are a handsome chap really, but these just don’t do you justice. Designers – learn from this. It really is worth getting decent pix taken.