A message for our four-legged friend

Someone is pulling Bosworth Field’s leg. Not content with ringing the consultancy and asking to speak to Jasper the labrador, the hoax caller has now taken to leaving messages for said hound.

BF’s Alan Binding returned to the office recently to find a Post-it note stuck to Jasper’s basket reading: “Truffles, a friend of Rover’s, rang for Jasper.”

The caller has clearly got too much time on his hands. What is the charge these days for canine harassment?