Design group Kinnersley Kent threw a big Valentine-themed bash to celebrate its move to new headquarters last week. The consultancy’s new home – a listed building in London’s Fitzroy Square – played host to merry revellers into the small hours.
As always, one or two bad apples spoiled the otherwise spotless reputation of the partygoers. Unless the bathroom lock and the taps from the sink accidentally came off in someone’s hand and then attempted to flush themselves down the toilet, that is.
Any survivors of the party who could still see well enough to identify the perpetrator of the vandalism knows how to get in touch.