Pentagon devises way of recycling GIs’ own liquids

Bing Crosby may have ‘wished he was back in the army’, but he never had the pleasure of reconstituting his ration packs with his own liquids.

Those clever dicks at the Pentagon have designed a way of ingeniously filtering dirty water through food packs, thereby permitting GIs to have three square meals a day, even if they are in the desert.

The great thing, says a military spokesman on behalf of designer Hydration Technology in Albany, Oregon, is that when we run out of McDonald’s bottled water to blend our meals, our boys can use their own.

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