Wilko drop goal clears national boundaries

Quicker from a standing start than Billy Whizz (that’s England winger Jason Robinson to the uninitiated), the Paul Martin Design Company was swept along with the low swinging chariot vibe. The Petersfield group has created its own Rugby World Cup tribute – an oval-shaped Union Jack ‘to be flown for the next four years’.

We hate to drop kick such Wilko-inspired enthusiasm into touch, but have you guys forgotten it was England who won? Wales, Scotland and, for that matter, Ireland rugby fans may be a little miffed…