Arsing around at Design Bridge

Want to know whose hairy arse this is? Keep reading and you’ll find out the naked truth. The montage is a poster advertising the latest instalment in the Jack Clements appeal.

Jack is the son of Design Bridge freelance Phil and The Ultimate Christmas Party has been organised to help raise funds for Jack’s vital schooling in the US. The party, on 12 December at Conway Hall near London’s Holborn, will be an excuse for the worst kind of office party excesses. Tickets are 10, from Design Bridge on 0171-814 9922.

So let’s get to the bottom of this stunning visual. Designer Steve Elliot tried photocopying his naked rear but only managed to break the glass. Up stepped fellow designer Andy A’Court. And if you’re thinking to yourself that he has a very hairy one, you don’t know your arse from your elbows.