Cap’n Bob’s artistry revealed

Did you know that Robert Maxwell was actually a bit of an artist during his career of fame, largesse and (alleged) fraud?

Yes, the dove of peace which used to fly on The European’s old masthead was said to be the work of Cap’n Bob. It was hastily removed after Mirror pensioners lost their life savings.

Rumour also has it that when a redesign was discussed last year, a European bigwig suggested the font be bigger than those used by your average paper “so foreigners will understand it more easily”.