Schooling around is a good laugh for the staff

You may have noticed that Christmas cards are beginning to appear in the post bags. Most end up in the [recycling] bin before all of it’s out of the envelope.

But here’s one from LMC Design that is still knocking around (guess why?). Now, take a closer look at the top right of the card.

Among all the mock fighting and, um, other things is a couple who seem rather oblivious to the rest of the action. Tell us, is that a chipolata or are you just really pleased to see her?