Director too hard up to pay for a 2 blow job?

Can it be true? We hear of a director at a certain west London packaging consultancy whose staff are routinely propositioned in the surrounding streets by fallen women pitching for “freelance assignments”. The odd bit of trade. A quick one. You know what we mean.

Anyway, this director thought it would be a laugh to see just how low, in price terms, the “contract” could be negotiated for. After a bit of haggling, the price for oral “relief” was settled at just 2. Upon reaching such a low point – metaphysically speaking – the director adopted the standard routine of a News of the World hack and made his excuses and left. The vendor, quite rightly one might say, took umbrage at such a waste of her time and started giving the director a right tongue-lashing. We can divulge no more.

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