If this Sunday…

If this Sunday Times splash is anything to go by (Style cover, photographed by Neil Wilder, pictured), interior designer Paul Daly is developing a Nicky Haslam-like relationship with the national press. But that’s nothing compared with stripey-saronged one’s relationship with his pet python. ‘Yeah, some girls are a bit freaked out by the size of my snake,’ he drawls on an inside page, while the aforementioned Gonzalez drapes his slippery self over our hero’s naked torso. Knob jokes, eh? Yawn.