Brown Inc big cheese lightens his load

We’ve heard of companies slimming down, but Brown Inc has taken this literally. Big cheese Peter Hollingsworth has put himself through a strict week-long diet (triggered by a chance uncharitable remark about his girth), and shifted a remarkable 11lbs.

This feat was achieved by cutting out the cheese completely, and limiting his diet to a different food stuff each day, from vegetable broth to brown rice to steak.

The regime has proved so successful that some of the ladies in the office are thinking of taking it up. Good news for the local hospital, as the Brown Inc crew will all be well prepared if they need to have an impromptu heart operation.