Hamm saves his bacon, but Williams has a beef

Dirty tricks have subverted Williams Murray Hamm’s Big Brother campaign, and are rumoured to be responsible for the conspicuous lack of nominations for director Garrick Hamm.

Despite fellow directors Dick Murray and Richard Williams walking the plank in the first week, ‘Ghastly’ Garrick has yet to be nominated. Williams suspects a conspiracy theory: ‘He’s written letters to others in the office,’ presumably while officially denied his crayons.

The nominees this week are account managers Kellie Chapple and Emily Puttnam, so expect to see them hosting their own MTV shows, or being victims of kiss-and-tell tabloid stories, by the end of the month.

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