And the award for piss poor performance

A phantom incontinent struck twice at the Design Week awards and was ejected formally by the management after failing to control his bladder, we have learned.

A woman complained that someone had spent a penny in her purse and a man was later witnessed taking a leak against a wall, before being escorted out of the venue. He was probably a bit of a piss artist.

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