Frasers looks for best-smeller with dog scent

Ever thought of buying perfume for the dog in your life? No, not that old minger you persuaded back to yours for a ‘nightcap’ after the last awards do.

This perfume is for Nightmare, your pet pitbull, or whatever canine it is you love and admire. Frasers in Glasgow is to launch a range of designer perfume for man’s best friend, called Oh My Dog!

So guys, if your favourite lady is horrified to find the blokes down the local disco quite obviously repulsed by her, it’s not just because she’s ugly.

It’s because you passed her the wrong bloody perfume in the bedroom.