A mobile phone that can be a bit of a bugger

A mobile phone that leads a double life as a clandestine bug may appear in Britian soon.

The bug, activated by dialling a code that turns on a chip in the phone, transmitting nearby sounds and speech to the undercover caller, has been used to spy on unfaithful spouses in Taiwan, where it is already on sale.

Mary Archer may have found a use for it, but Jeffery is now in jail. So, no point giving her one.