Dummies won’t be coming to Orgasm Day

Sex is definitely in the air. Hot on the heels of designer vibrators, and just in time for that pinnacle of the social calendar, Tuesday’s National Orgasm Day, comes news that Ann Summers’ mannequins are to be relegated to the scrapheap for not being ‘sexy or edgy enough’.

Well, it’s news to us that naked females – albeit plastic ones – aren’t sexy, but they’re apparently not in tune with the retailer’s far-reaching rebrand.

Any lonely hearts out there looking for a mute, but firm playmate should start scouring skips in the Tottenham Court Road area of London after dark, mind.