Bra will triumph over the great king of terror

A Japanese underwear manufacturer claims to have designed a bra that will ‘save the earth from annihilation at the end of the century’.

The Armageddon bra has been developed by Triumph International to counter the ‘great king of terror coming from the sky’ in July. It is made from NASA space suit material.

The bra should be worn without outer garments for maximum effect, and includes a feature that signals impending danger.

But there are no plans to market the bra, so it looks like we’re all going to die anyway!