We’re letting off Howard Smith Paper just this once

OK, we’re letting off Howard Smith Paper just this once, because it is for charity and the testicular Orchid Cancer Appeal at that, but let’s make a collective new year’s resolution not to publish, participate in or design a nudie calendar ever again. Beauty certainly isn’t in the beholding. Hang on, maybe the after-shoot party is little short of orgiastic? That must be it. Send donations, payable to The HSP Orchid Cancer Appeal, to Sovereign House, Brackmills, Northampton, NN4 7JE. One more thing guys, remember to check your foolscap regularly.