The Swiss, eh? They always seem to have too much time on their hands. Take the likely lads from Geneva, Mehdi Derouazi and Frank Martin (locals, evidently), who have patented a no-mess spaghetti plate.
It’s designed to keep the pasta on your fork and away from your front. A ‘crater’ in the middle allows you to twirl the spaghetti tightly round the fork to prevent slippages.
According to their marketing expert, global domination awaits. Accept no imitations.