So, following our celeb-a-like photo story (Diary, DW 17 April), we received an e-mail from email@example.com assuring us that Precedent managing director Paul Hoskins is not really REM vocalist and Radio 2 brand champion Michael Stipe.
According to Skijump, ‘[Paul] prefers to think that he looks like Doctor Green from ER, but really he is the reincarnation of Kenny Everett.’
What? Fake plastic tits and everything? It must be done in the best possible taste.