People are queueing up for a seat on the Tube

Has the ‘design excellence’ of London’s Underground system (Transport for London’s words, not ours) ever inspired you to want a piece of it yourself?

The London Transport Museum’s latest ad campaign takes a tongue-in-cheek look at design icons, such as the Enid Marx-designed scratchy moquette seating.

Moquette cushions are on sale in the museum shop complete, we assume, with 1970s chewing gum patches and rips for added authenticity.

Ticket machine for your bathroom, anyone?