A pair of pants

It’s not often we are sent a pair of pants in the post so imagine our shock, dismay and, frankly, revulsion when we opened the post to find a rather large set of ladies’ knickers. At first we thought it might be some sort of fan mail, but on closer inspection we realised, to our disappointment, that this was simply an invitation to a private view of the Northumbria University graphic design degree show on 10 June and not the result of years of great Diary stories. Damn.