Silverware needed for Man Yoo’s Asian cafés

Despite Manchester United’s trophyless season (ha ha ha) the Reds’ quest for world domination continues unabated.

United, in association with Asia partner FJ Benjamin, are planning to open 90 themed cafés throughout Asia, a region that is home to an estimated 30 million Manchester United ‘supporters’ (all of whom can lay claim to Mancunian parentage, no doubt).

Apparently, the cafés will be a ‘casual family-style dining’ experience.

Yes, indeed. Will it be prawn sandwiches on the menu?

United captain Roy Keane probably thinks so.

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