Quimbledon relegated along with London Town

After The Sun’s (non) hysterical poke at the mighty Queens Park Rangers’ proposed merger with homeless rivals Wimbledon, suggesting Quimbledon as a name for the mutant club-to-be, The Fourth Room has now had a go.

Partner Martin Lee proposes London Town, saying that getting the name right is the first step in selling the merger to the fans. Excuse me while I hang myself.