With room to swing a cat, Jesmond looks the dog’s

The featured house on Location Location Location Revisited on Channel 4 the other night was owned by a Newcastle-based graphic designer and his missus. The places that you can get for £225 000 in leafy Jesmond. It was an eye-opener for us shoebox-dwelling Londoners.

And the graphic designer? It was Peter somebody, we think. Can we come round for dinner?