Sloppy New Year wishes from Pernod

If a New Year’s Eve of passionate snogging hasn’t toned up your tongue, then the latest gadget from Pernod will.

If a New Year’s Eve of passionate snogging hasn’t toned up your tongue, then the latest gadget from Pernod will.

The Tongue Gym Kit comprises a leaflet outlining a two to four-week oral-aerobic training programme, a tongue dumbbell and a miniature bottle of Pernod, presumably to get you in the mood. Pernod, says tongue expert Lance Derrick, ‘boasts natural astringents’ – in other words, you can kiss someone who’s downed a few without being turned off by the smell of stale alcohol.

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