‘Trendy Shepherd’s Bush’ – three words surely never before seen together – is home to London’s K West hotel and, more importantly, six ‘highly designed’ hotel suites that open this month.
Putting aside the question of what ‘highly designed’ actually means, the suites are definitely worth a closer look. They offer two hidden drawers, one containing general pharmacy items (of the non-class A variety, we presume) and the other, nicknamed the Smut Drawer, containing adult entertainment materials.
On second thoughts, the Class A drugs might not be a bad idea after all. It’s a hotel, Jim, but not as we know it.
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