Deya blows the bloody doors off Delhi belly

Sir Michael Caine is thrilled about his latest restaurant venture, Deya. Delighted.

So excited is the veteran thespian that, in Jori White PR’s approved press release he crows: ‘This particular project is the first that has exited [sic] me enough to get back into the business, and I am really looking forward to it.’

Wonder which orifice it ‘exited’ from? And was it horribly painful?

Sir Michael is currently ‘filming’ in the US and was unavailable for comment. Meanwhile, upmarket Indian eatery Deya launches in London later this month.