Dirty old Macintosh users seek sleaze

Designers are a kinky bunch. Before Christmas, we featured a calendar by photographer Alva Bernadine, featuring pictures of leather-clad men and naked women’s backsides, in a bid to explain his philosophy and to teach readers “how to dominate men, subjugate women and stupefy children”. Since then, we’ve been pestered with calls by plummy-voiced middle-aged males attempting to acquire copies of the calendar for their “friends”. Sad.